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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke
and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Paul Fadimon
 
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain

Golf Quotes & Humor

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. Sam Snead
 
A hungry dog hunts best. Lee Trevino
 
You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. Lee Trevino
 
I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool. George Brett
 
The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. Mickey Mantle
 
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. Chi Chi Rodriguez
 
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. Chi Chi Rodriguez
 
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. Brian Weis
 
Swing hard in case you hit it. Dan Marino
 
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Jack Benny
 
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground. Ben Hogan
 
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best. Jack Nicklaus
 
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. Billy Graham
 
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope
 
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny Youngman
 
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. Jack Lemmon
 
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. Lee Trevino